It’s very clear that what a woman says and what she means are two total and opposite things.
What a man says it’s as clear and precise as the meaning of every word, when he says I call you tomorrow, he means tomorrow. How difficult is that to understand? If a woman says I call you tomorrow it means may be may be not.
Usually, in a relationship there is a lot of misunderstandings, a man tells his partner he has to work late and the woman hears, “I’m going out for happy hour with my friends and won’t be-in for dinner” What the man really said was, I have some issues at work and my boss is not very happy, I better work a little bit late today.
If a man tells his wife he is going out with his co-workers for a cup of coffee and won’t be-in for dinner, it means he is going out with his co-workers after work to discuss some issues with the production of the day, but when he gets home the first question without a kiss is… Where have you been? His immediate response is, I went out with Paul, John, and Meredith to discuss the production numbers for the da…..before he finishes that sentence she says, who is Meredith?
A man can’t think fast enough, Meredith happens to be the production supervisor who had to shut down production for three hours and he needs a good explanation for his boss in the morning, however, his wife continues talking;….. and since when you go out for drinks with that woman?
Now, if in fact, a man is going out with another woman for lunch who happens to be his boss, he will come home and tell his wife he had lunch with his boss – Period
The moment he mentions that Meredith happens to be his boss, the conversation will turn into an explanation as to why he had to go out with Meredith, not for lunch, just out of the office with her. the man will say my boss took me out for lunch meaning it’s common for a boss to take the employees out for lunch, but the woman will interpret those words as if something is going on between the man and the boss.
Where have you been? My wife asks sometimes,……At the same bar you find me anytime I am out drinking with my friends., you know? The Classic Cafe.
I happened to be a creature of habit, you can find me in the same bar over and over and no matter how many times I told my wife you know where to find me, the same place, the same bar, what I meant to say was, honey, I’m at the Classic cafe, same bar I go every week to have a drink with some friends. Did I say the same bar? I meant the same bar.
But it doesn’t matter what a man says, regardless of what he means, and he means what he says, the reality is…..Whatever a man says it only means what the woman thinks it means.
AMEN
