I happened to be eavesdropping a conversation between Sri, Alexa and my wife while I was watching TV and my wife was playing with the computer.
Alexa put channel 32
Did you fix the Siri on your phone?
who is Alexa, can you repeat, I don’t understand,
I was talking to Alexa I’m not talking to you, Alexa please channel 32. Alexa put channel 32
I don’t understand
I was talking to Alexa
Who is Alexa, can you repeat? I don’t understand
Siri I’m not talking to you, Alexa please channel 32.
Siri check the weather, Alexa put channel 32 on the TV.
It will be sunny and 75 degrees today but I couldn’t check Alexa, can you repeat?
Alexa let’s chat, you are not listening today
Do you rather talk to Alexa than me? interrupted my wife
what about Siri, Siri?
How can I help you....
I’m not talking to you
Alexa stop. Siri stopp…..
Do you want me to stop Siri?
Alexa is not active
who said that……
I think it was Cortana on my computer
Cortana? what happened with Hey Google to ask a question
“To ask a question, synonyms, to speak or write to someone in order to get information from them”
Ok, turn off Cortana and Google, Siri call my sister
Sister is not under contacts
Call Sissi Varela
Calling Sissi Varela
Alexa what happen with channel 32, did my sister answered?
Phone is ringing!
How can I help you
Alexa, I was not talking to you, and what happened with the TV
Siri or Alexa, can you order some toilet paper?
Ordering toilet paper on Amazon Prime, …………….will arrive May 14.
Can’t order, the phone is busy
Honey, Is Alexa dialing thru the phone?
How else can Alexa call if it doesn’t use the phone? May 14? Alexa did you put an overnight order?
YES, It will ship overnight and will be here May 14
Are you kidding? I’ll have to call them, Siri call Amazon
Calling 888-280-4331…..Amazon number is busy.
If there another number?…. Hellooo Siri, is there another number?
Hellooo… Alexa is there another number for Amazon?
Yes, 888-280-4331
Not Siri’s number stupid, another number
That is not Siri’s number, it’s Amazon, Siri’s number is not in your phonebook
Number is not in your phonebook, I don’t understand
I’m talking to Alexa, Siri why don’t you take a selfie of yourself and analyze the picture.
I can’t take a picture of myself, do you want me to take a picture of you?
No thank you, maybe you can entertain yourself by finding a picture of Alexa in Hei Google
How can I help you
I’m not talking to you but what football games are playing tomorrow?
Dallas Cowboys is playing the Chicago Bears at virtual Soldier Field
Ok honey shut down that computer, Alexa which football teams are playing tomorrow
Tomorrow the Chicago Bears are playing the Dallas Cowboys
Does anybody know anything about footfall? Honey ask Siri which football teams play tomorrow
Siri, who plays tomorrow?
OK, that’s really specific!
Do you mean squash games?
NO Siri, football, football; does anyone sabe lo que es football ? Real Madrid, Manchester United ?
Ok, that is all I can take, Hei Google take Siri and Alexa with you and while you are holding hands with Cortana just kiss and say goodbye
Ohhh…?
