Planning to get out of the house has one problem, what masks I’m going to wear and do I have enough masks to wear with all my clothes

Fashionable masks will become the norm this year, do I wear blue, red, or pink. it’s a dilemma most women will start to face in the coming weeks, men will just put a sock over their face and call it even.

i can already see the fashionistas thinking about their mask choice, it’s no longer plain colors, I expect to see many choices, rainbow, polka-dots, stripes, high cut, low cut, cover one ear, cover both ears, or the most popular, the zipper one, you can unzip to talk and if your husband is the one wearing the zipper-one you can tell him to zip it and mean it.

I know there is a shortage of masks, I can tell because my doctor is wearing painter’s masks, his nurse has a bandana over her mouth and his secretary, the beautiful blond got a message from the doctor that today they all needed to wear a mask so she showed up with the mask of Zorro.

I have been wearing a buff, I’m not sure when the buff became popular and not sure the word is even in the Oxford English dictionary. Is it going to protect me from the virus? probably not but I look cool.

Yesterday I saw a new inovation, a mask with a clasp on the back, that is a new one, you have the straps over the ears but you also have a strap through the back of the neck with a clasp.

I love the mask, I can go incognito all day long, if most of the time I don’t want to be recognized, now I can walk around without any worries, especially if I’m in happy hour and don’t want my wife to find me if she is looking for me. However, it has created a little problem, I have to carry ten different masks plus one, the plus one I use when I get home, so she thinks that is the one I wear all the time the other ten when I’m out at the bars, with my friends or getting in trouble somewhere.

I have been thinking a lot about these masks and wanted to come with my own creations, I noticed some people with foggy glasses because the respiration, my advice, hold your breath. Since we are trying to avoid someone breathing their virus into us, I’m going to connect a battery-operated fan into my mask so it’s blowing all the time any potential viruses coming my way. I’m going to create a mask with a digital sign, as I press a button the light will flash “You ‘re in my space poker face” Now if the person is someone I would like in my space then I press another button and the sign will flash “Covid-tested would love to get molested”

it will be the fashion of this year, if you have not found your personalize mask yet, just wait, it will be like t-shirts with printed words, try these ones I came up with, “anyone caught in here checks my tonsils” or “get closer and let me check your virus” but the one I would like is “Get closer I want to read your lips”