This may not be what most people want to read, but, if you are reading it, perhaps it’s for curiosity and not because someone is reading you the last rites.

Sooner or later we all have to go, some will go to heaven, some will go to Hell and some will go and ask for directions. No matter when you have to go it’s important to know what you are going wear for the last time. I have never seen that written in a will but may be you should. I wouldn’t want to end up asking directions wearing corduroy pants and a t-shirt with the slogan, “I’m your sugar daddy, what are you doing tonight” unless you are a sugar daddy and your babes are coming to get the last check.

I noticed on a recent funeral viewing that the person in the casket was wearing a beautiful laced dress with precious jewels, a very well manicured hand with fingers layered in gold and diamond rings and a set of pearl earrings that could make any woman want to steal it in order to walk the red carpet. In a very solemn voice I said to my friend, your mother looks beautiful, I love her dress, and she replied, it was her favorite, she was always borrowing it from my sister, it’s a Valentino. I looked at her sister for a moment as I said, she is getting cremated, right?

Unless is in your will, your family will be picking up your last outfit of your life. Pray before you die you don’t end up with those corduroies

If you happen to be the chosen one to do the picking, make sure when you pick the outfit and the Jewelry you keep in mind that they are going to end up ten feet underground or a dust of golden ashes. Make sure your relatives are not counting on keeping those clothes or any accessories for themselves. Ask before you accessorize. Remember, “One man’s trash is another man’s treasure”

As for me, I’m not putting it in a will, you can keep all my clothes, “for you are dust and to dust you shall return”