I always hear women are bad drivers, I never heard a woman say, I’m a bad driver, but often I hear men say I’m a great driver.

If I’m driving somewhere with my wife I always drive and while I’m driving I noticed my wife is sitting in the passenger seat moving items from one purse to the other or chasing a fallen lipstick under the seat, But what really gets me is that when I lower the sunshade on the driver side the mirror is open, so I ask myself, did she use the mirror before she pulled out of the driveway or while on the road. If you use the mirror before you leave to check the wrinkles on your face why don’t you close the mirror flap? Why do cars have driver seat mirrors? If I need to look at my face I use the regular mirror.

There are a lot of Mario Andrettis out there, for some of you who drive like a woman, Andretti was a great race car driver in the past, you know those drivers because they have a 4 cylinder 1985 Toyota corolla with some kind of muffler noiser and you hear them coming a block away as if they are going a hundred miles per hour and when they get to you they are barely moving at the speed of a tricycle. If you look at them, don’t expect a look back, their eyes are focused on the traffic light as they expect to peel off the intersection fast enough for everyone a block away to hear the noisy muffler, of course, you will catch them up on the next light as you are probably driving as fast as they are.

I really hate when you are on a three-lane highway with a 60 mile per hour speed limit and the three cars in front of you are using all the lanes and they all are driving exactly at 60 mph, two minutes later there are 100 cars behind trying to pass, if you are one of those, you are driving like a woman, speed UP TO 65 and get out of the way.

I’m not saying women are bad drivers, is just that they finish dressing-up while on the road and that is why they are slow, like down to 55 on a 55 mph road.

There is a lot of road rage going on these days, just yesterday one of those Andrettis zoom by me at 5 miles per hour and when I cut him off he got really mad and flip-me off. I really didn’t have a choice, I fell off my bicycle in front of him while he was pushing his Toyota Corolla.  I picked up my bicycle and without looking I moved away, I was afraid he was going to pull a machete or worst, flip me off again.

Women are not bad drivers, they are just slow drivers, reason we called them bad drivers, just because they drive 30 miles per hour under the speed limit doesn’t make them bad it just makes the men desperate because they can’t pass.