Have you looked inside your wife’s, girlfriend’s, sister’s, mother’s or any female purse lately?
Can’t find your multi-tool or your portable phone charger? Maybe you should ask your wife. What does a woman carry in her purse that has to be the size of a suitcase? I decided I was going to peek inside some of the purses of a few friends to see what I could find.
First thing I found is a closet full of bags, medium, large and extra-large, I noticed that every time she goes out, she has to switch purse, so you would think that each time she notices that there is something in her purse that doesn’t belong there she would take it out but I’m finding out that is not always the case.
I can see carrying deodorant in your purse, but I put deodorant in the morning, and it tells me is good for 24 hours, why carry one? Does she think no one will notice it because it’s a secret?
I stopped a lady with a big bag and asked her to pull out something from her purse that didn’t belong there, as you can see. she pulled out a multi-tool; have you use that lately? I asked. What is it she replied; put it in your husband’s tool box and don’t tell him you found it in your purse I said.
What should you carry in your purse or bag? well, I pulled everything out of my pockets to compare, you need your car keys, credit cards, money, your cell phone, a handkerchief, (not really but is good if you cry a lot) and… I don’t have anything else.
This is what came out of my daughter’s purse
But is not only purses woman carry, I noticed that sometimes a purse is not enough sometimes they even carry a backpack as well or a Colombian bag I can understand carrying a knife, but before you get that pocket knife out of your purse to protect yourself the thief is going to be long gone shopping with your credit cards.
If you do manage to get this machete out remember that thieves do show up to a knife fight with a gun.
What’s with the face mask, some people are already panicking for the Coronavirus
Here is the antidote
After a lot of observations, I decided I’m going to put together the perfect purse, items you need to carry in your purse should have some added value for you and the thieves, here is my list,
A wallet with fake Credit cards, the ones that already come inside the wallet.
Instead of dollars, put Colombian pesos, any thief will think they hit the jackpot when they see a $1000 bill, only worth about 30 cents
A first-generation cell phone big enough to be found in a hurry when your mother-in-law calls or you need to call the police, any thief taking your phone wouldn’t know how to unlock it.
Your medicine should look like Peanut Butter M&M’s if someone steals your purse they are going to overdose with your medication.
Finally, you should have a card like this, make sure it has your Ex’s address instead of yours.
